Literally my favorite gif.
Have you ever dyed your hair or had some different haircut than the one you have now?
AnonymousNever dyed my hair, no. I’ve tried different haircuts, but I’ve mostly just stuck with this one for a while now.
==>Bro and John: Discuss your big date.
Dann: Did you two make up, by the way?
john: well i apologized and i guess we did make up.
Dann: That’s good.
john: and uh.
Dann: I’m proud of you, Kid.
john: he promised to get my dad out of the apartment on the 14th.
john: my name’s dann and i’m a big dumb whiner.
Dann: My name’s John and I cheat then accuse my boyfriend of whining when he calls me out on it.
john: my name’s dann and i like to whine about everything my boyfriend does.
Dann: My name’s John and I want Bro’s cock in my ass.
john: my name’s dann and i’d come if john so much as breathed on my dick.
Dann: My name’s John and I say I’m not gay but I’ve owned a vibrator for ages.
john: my name’s dann and i’m 34 and in my first actual relationship.
Dann: My name’s John and I got hiccups because I touched a boob.
john: my name’s dann and i probably cried when i accidentally touched a boob once. that is how gay i am because i am dann.
Dann: My name’s John and I’m so gay that I can’t even say vagina without freaking out. That’s how much I hate vaginas because I am John.
john: my name’s dann and pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth has undertones of “gaaaay.”
Dann: My name’s John and I’m just a huge fucking fag that loves Bro’s dick so much that every time I see it I moan like a whore.
john: my name’s dann and i don’t even have to see john’s dick to moan like a whore.
Dann: My name’s John and I denied getting a blowjob because I don’t think they’re romantic enough.
john: my name’s dann and i came in my pants to the thought of john grabbing my hair and fucking my face.
Dann: My name’s John and I would probably come in my pants, but I never wear any because Bro always gets me so horny.
john: my name’s dann and all john has to say is “i’m not wearing pants” and i get hard.
Dann: My name’s John and I always say I wanna wait but I keep turning on my boyfriend so that we can have hot phone sex.
john: my name’s dann and i’m dumb and gay and should shut up. i also don’t realize that phone sex totally doesn’t count as not waiting.
Dann: My name’s John and I totally just lost because that was a seriously lame comeback.
john: shut up, dann.
Dann: <3
john: <3
So Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s second physical single, CANDY CANDY, is coming out next month, and the PV for it got released three days ago.
And I really fucking like it.
The song is produced Nakata Yasutaka again, and this one really shows it, because it sounds just like something Perfume would release. I also think it’s hilariously ironic that while he over produces a group of three girls who can sing, he somehow manages to under produce this one girl who unfortunately can’t. Regardless, no one listens to Idol music for the vocals, so he can get a pass on that.
The song itself is really good, probably a lot more commercial than PONPONPON. I even think I like the video better than PONPONPON, it’s a lot smoother and relies more on atmosphere than just throwing random weird shit at you the whole time. And overall, it’s a shitton better than Tsukema Tsukeru, which was bordering on a disappointment, so I’m pretty pleased with this release. I give it a 9/10, I might just have to preorder myself a copy before the first presses run out.
